Mike Sinkovich Tells You How It Is: Religion

For some reason I have recently restrained myself from writing any new articles. Every time the black pig demon that dwells in my raisin-like heart (it's a very small pig demon, but he's got a lot of hate) I somehow have lost the urge to spill my bile onto these pages.

Predictably, however, I have spent most of today at work dwelling on a news story I read in the morning and proceeded to re-read at various intervals throughout the afternoon, muttering dark words of anger and violence into the cathode ray tube. Angry electron showered face of pain.

My opinion on religion can be heavily correlated to my opinion on sexuality . When it comes to your need to convince yourself of some higher order, other than chaos and the random movement of molecules throughout the universe, go ahead and buy whatever you want. Giant peanut with a drawn on face? Great sounds awesome, but I won't see you in church because I don't give a f u c k. See how easy that is?

So, it's not surprising that I really couldn't give a shit about what the Muslim faith is doing or cares about, they don't bother me religiously, and I have no problem with them doing their thing. What does fuck me off is this......

Quoth Sir Iqbal :

"The very name Holocaust Memorial Day sounds too exclusive to many young Muslims. It sends out the wrong signals: that the lives of [some] people are to be remembered more than others. It is a grievance that extremists are able to exploit."

The proposal had been drawn up to change that impression, said the committee member.

"One way of doing that is if the Government were to sponsor a national Genocide Memorial Day," he added.

I thought the whole "multi-cultural Britain" thing was to accept each others race/religion/whatever and agree that in the current situation (giant ball of earth and water, spinning at high speeds around a giant time bomb through....well, we don't know) there are better things to do than argue over what colour each person is.
I dig it, I totally get down with that, no problem. Quite ironically, however, the so called (and self appointed) Muslim "leaders" who seem to be intent on driving a wedge between the the Muslim communities and the rest of the country have a hard time swallowing the fact that in order to achieve this, they will, at some point, have to sit down and shut the fuck up about being Muslim.

It really is as simple as that.

You feel Holocaust Memorial Day excludes you as a Muslim? The memorial of the genocidal murder of over 6,000,000 Jews makes you feel left out? Aww poor you, now have a seat and help yourself to the finger buffet of shut the fuck up. It's self service or I can bitch slap some in your mouth if you like.

It's holocaust remembrance for that very fucking reason.....because it's remembering the holocaust. It's not Muslim inclusion day, it's not Muslim exclusion day, it's nothing to do with the Muslim faith. Why? Because it was the Jews who were being murdered. Unless that is what you're disputing, in which case all bets are off.

I severely doubt that any of Sir Iqbals inane babblings reflect in any truth from the actual opinions of the Muslim community, so I beg any Muslim reading this, to find this guy and just punch him in the face. Don't say anything, just smack him as hard as you can in the face. After a few days he'll get bored and fuck off. Or die from a brain hemorrhage. Either way I don't care.

Then we can get down to sorting out this place and getting the fuck off this planet. Cheers.

P.S. I'd also like to point out that I started this a year ago today, so cheers to anyone who reads this crap, buy me a beer if you like. Also, there will be some changes to the place come February so if you have a really boring life and hang about on the net a lot wanking then you will have something new to wank over shortly. I don't mean wank over your shorts.

Ah Easter, the most lame of all the holidays. Not quite as cool as Halloween for dressing up as leatherface and beating small children when they knock on your door, and you don't get cool presents like Christmas. The actual time off work is the only reason anyone cares about it anymore.

It's just another disgusting hi-jack of a good old pagan festival by the dark powers of organised religion, yet somehow they've been sloppy with Easter as they have Christmas. Birth of Christ and......Father Christmas? The resurrection of Christ.......and the Easter bunny? That's right, pissed up missionaries with their arrogant ideas of making everyone believe the same fucking thing didn't have enough of a convincing story to win over the non-christian masses. Problem.

But wait, it's okay, they can just trick people into celebrating Christianity by making up bullshit to fit in with pagan festivals....

"Hey what are you Saxon guys doing with your booze and your crazy free sex and your all weekend party?"

"We're celebrating the goddess of offspring and springtime, Eastre, you weird little boring man. Do you wanna go tops and tails on this woman?.....we stole her"

"Errrrm no thanks, God doesn't like that"

"What, procreation? God....doesn't like procreation?....Doesn't that seem a bit.....futile to you?"

"No. But anyway, it's funny you guys are having a party because, you're never going to believe this. This is the exact time that Jesus was resurrected from the dead!! How about that!!"

"Fuck off"

....unfortunately he didn't fuck off, in fact eventually people began believing this shit and now we're stuck with the stupid situation of trying to explain to kids why rabbits and Jesus have nothing in common, but yes, they both share a party.

If this hadn't happened, we would still be celebrating spring with the good old Saxon method of getting fucked up, burning lots of shit down and fucking until you puke into your beard (we would all have beards as we would be Saxons, trust me). But no, instead we have boring, mundane old "Christian" Easter, go to church (not that I do) and thank god for everything, again, like he doesn't get the idea that we're all pretty grateful for existence. Except goths, they all want to kill themselves, but they couldn't have that feeling of collective suicidal tendencies if they weren't alive, so they have to thank god for that.

Hey here's an idea, isn't the idea of a "god" and an afterlife meant to be exciting, and beautiful and happy? Well then why the fuck is Christianity all about "you will fucking die horrible deaths of eternal pain and nastiness unless you believe" rather than "hey, god says it's cooool baby, just figure it out in your own time, and have some fun. Badboy".

But what the fuck do I know. Happy Eastre.